FREUDIAN SLURP

There was a Psycho Allergist named Sick Man Freud , I think breastfeeding made his I's wonder and his no's run. President Clinton understood his hues on cigars.

He said when you see a woman who makes your mind water, I mean your mouth wander , you might access dental , I mean accidentally let something slurp. Can I burro a hankie? I mean can I loan you a donkey? I need to wipe my ...mouth.

I don't stink he knows , I mean I don't think he nose what he's balking about. Can you smell what I'm saying? I make plenty of scents.

It's just, I've never seen a woman with such breathtaking booty , I mean you have a huge beauty. Your magnificent sighs , I mean magnitude thighs ... Nice lags. Looking so sweat in that sweater , I mean sweet in that swatter , our glass fig or... Niece shape.

Sure I've made mistakes , inner tube or lube and analgesic balm both come in tubs , I mean tubes. Depending on how much you lose , I mean defending how much you use.

Confusing the who , I mean confusion the two can have you singing, " MY GRILL IS ON FIRE" , I mean , THIS GIRL IS A FRYER , I mean , can I have a glass of ice water?

Why are ewe leaving? I mean why did you tell me to get the flock out?

I'll aim the fan and open a video , I mean turn off the camera and smoke through the window. I never knew they were made of flannel material , I mean flammable animal , vegetable, mineral... Here's an icepick , I mean icepack. Please don't stab me.

If we both sloe down and take our thyme, I'm sure we could cook up something without burning down your mouse , I mean house.

See , that Fro Dian slip is a joke. By the way, I love your wild hare.